Wearing Your Father’s Clothes
The best part about this new trend in retro fashions is that you can resurrect inexpensive clothes from their former graveyards. This weekend I was helping my dad clean out his basement and I came across a big box of old vintage Levis. Thanks to heredity, I am the same size as my father was so all of the pairs fit me like a glove. It sounds ridiculous to think I would even wear these artifacts, but they are the authentic versions of the replicas I see selling for $60 at JC Penny’s. Of course I don’t think I will be sharing their origin with the ladies – some secrets are better left untold.